Ahh, mein Freund, Big Brozzer ist vatching your effery mofe. Vhat ist negst, suspensions fur zese students if zey fail to haff zeir badges in zere possession at all times?

This is asinine. Schools tracking their students' every move. If they take the ID home, they can probably be trscked OUT of school, also. Palm-scanners to pay for your school lunches (and breakfasts, and snacks, and dinners, and summertime food programs, and.......). Monitoring students Facebook and Twitter accounts, and suspending them over the content of their tweets and posts. ALL of these things are or have happened in the last 12 months.

Wake up and smell the coffee, people. Start homeschooling.